一小段英语搞笑
谁能给我个很好笑的英语笑话,高中阶段的 -
搞笑的英语小笑话1：Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled s希望你能满意。
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本篇1 The Clever Rabbits(聪明小兔) 角色： Red Eyes(红眼睛)Long Ears(长耳朵)Short Tail(短尾巴) Big Wolf(大灰狼)Mother Rabbit(兔妈妈) Storyteller翻译官道具房子，玩具、凳子，桌子，一棵树等。布景一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。SceneI Three Rabbits(三是什么。
搞笑的英语小笑话1：Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled s希望你能满意。
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本篇1 The Clever Rabbits(聪明小兔) 角色： Red Eyes(红眼睛)Long Ears(长耳朵)Short Tail(短尾巴) Big Wolf(大灰狼)Mother Rabbit(兔妈妈) Storyteller翻译官道具房子，玩具、凳子，桌子，一棵树等。布景一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。SceneI Three Rabbits(三是什么。
第一次打电话叫TAXI,对方问“where are you from”我回答CHINA。还在奇怪叫taxi 还分国籍？想学习更多英语知识，请关注口袋英语aikoudaiyy 对方可能以为我在搞笑，很郁闷的说“sorry, we can not do that。”我一听，火大。怎么有种族歧视啊。就问： why? 对方愣了半天，挂了。提示：好吧，我承认这个有点类似有帮助请点赞。
三人搞笑短文-老师题材Teacher: Tom, your composition on “My Dog”is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?Tom: No sir, it’s the same dog.(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.)Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?Don't you konw it's already 9:00还有呢？
英语双人情景幽默对话 -
一简单搞笑的英语两人情景对话A:Hello, I'm Ben. May I ask you some questions?B:Sure.A:What is your father's name?B:Happy!A:Then, What is your mother's name?B:Smile!A:Are you joking?B:No! That's my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?A:等会说。
搞笑电脑问题大全：能帮我重启网络吗？Computer help desks are used to fielding oddball requests but sometimes the questions leave even the best of them stumped.Such as: "Why isn't my wireless mouse connected to the computer?"Or: "Can you reset the Internet for me?"Then there was the question等会说。
四人英语搞笑对话,急求。3分钟左右 -
老大：(一个箭步到老三身旁抢手机)小沈阳怎样啦？(诧异)要来我们学校。。我的天啊。。小沈阳我的偶像。。。老二(惊喜)真的啊！我好喜欢他哦！人的终身课长久了。。。老大：(刻不容缓的)对对，春晚看到后，我就深深的喜欢上他了，来学校之前我绞尽脑汁想了一段话听着啊！!上学其实可长久了，宿舍一出一进，一天说完了。
The Policeman and the Thief Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold. “We have no food, and we must be hungry after a while. Let 有帮助请点赞。
大家帮忙想一个英语短剧或者小品,6个人的,搞笑一点的 -
凯文：这是英语课的时间。你为什么在这里？肯：我不想去上英语课。我想逃课。凯文：为什么？肯：因为有人告诉我逃课很有趣。凯文：没错。我将告诉你旷课有多有趣。肯：好的。我们走吧。凯文和肯逃课和女孩出去玩。英语课和他们两人将会失败。因此下个学期他们将再次看到他们的英语老师琼。 已赞过已踩过< 你希望你能满意。
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)Prologue (J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,希望你能满意。